I flew yesterday. My feet literally left the ground and I sailed through the air. It wasn’t very graceful and I am sure had someone seen my flight, it would have caused it’s fair share of guffaws and snickers. Luckily no one was around to see my one woman act, leaving me with a bruised knee but an intact ego.
It was a perilous peel, a sticky slice of orange that set everything in motion, again literally. With one innocent step I lost touch with the ground, banged my knee and sprained my ankle in one massive Chaplin-move.
So I spent the day hobbling around like a horse without his shoes and silently groaning whenever I had to take a step. Sadly that meant no red boots today however I did sport a perfectly purple knee on my lower limb instead.
But no mater how sore my knee or tender my foot I had to chuckle whenever I pictured myself swan-dive to the ground, red boats and dress flying. I do believe even Mr Chaplin would have widened his black rimmed eyes and twitched his moustache in appreciation of my slapstick slide on the a sticky slice.
After all he did say so beautifully:
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease of pain
Compo. Stick on a neck brace and sue the council for not having the streets clean.
Hope your OK. Nothing worse than a sprained ankle.
I’m fine and it’s work i can sue it I have too 🙂
Take them to the cleaners. 😀
will have to read the bylines first 🙂
Aw bless you!
all is good, bet all will be back to normal in a day or two
Isn’t it amazing how the smallest misstep can lead to serious injury? Glad yours wasn’t more severe. And isn’t it amazing how it’s human tendency to laugh at someone who falls? We really are animals, aren’t we? 😉
yes but happy ones, with giggles in our tummies
🙂
Wow, I never heard anyone describe an injury so poetically! You’re my hero! 🙂
well it really was quite funny, even if it did end in pain. But as long as you enjoyed reading it it was a win
Glad you can laugh about it! I hope you’re ok.
xo
Diana
I’m fine and my foot will be too in a little while
Ouch!
thanks so much, but I am sure I’ll survive
It’s not funny and I hope you heal okay but you’re very descriptive and I can just picture the scene…(I’m not laughing …really!) Diane
it’s okay I was between the pain … and always better to laugh then cry